Auto & fuel news
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Contactless parking solutions see wider adoption in apartments and malls.
Your number stays private. Your dignity, when parallel parking, does not. 📱🫣
NHAI reports record digital toll collections; wallet top-ups recommended.
The beep of shame at the plaza: India’s most universal ASMR. 🔊💸
Manufacturers expand SUV and compact-SUV line-ups for the festive season.
Ground clearance now measured in “how many speed breakers can we ignore.” 🦖🛞
RTO and insurers urge tyre checks and slower speeds during heavy rain alerts.
Hydroplaning is not a free water park ride. Repeat after us. 🌊🛑
Metro petrol & diesel rates unchanged this week per daily price revision cycle.
Experts say the real fuel is hope. Tank half full, wallet half empty. Classic balance. 🫠
CNG availability improved in NCR after supply normalisation, operators report.
Queue bonding is India’s real social network. You meet school friends at pumps now. 🤝😂
City traffic departments issue fresh advisories on signals and zebra crossings.
Honking at a red light still not scientifically proven to turn it green. Shocking. 📯🙄
Satire for fun — not official news. 🙏
